CBGB TO REOPEN AS A RESTAURANT IN THE NEWARK AIRPORT

Yep, billed as the place providing “American fare in a fun environment recalling the legendary music venue”, you too can now pay $42 to eat an overcooked steak beneath a Xeroxed photo of Martin Rev doing shots or something — a visual that’s got us pretty sad, to be honest. Granted, you now have an easy one-stop shop to buy your niece a CBGB-trademarked shirt during your next 5-hour layover, so, uh, stock up and rock n’ roll or whatever, I guess. :

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